○  《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧  ○

;  (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
   L:Mum,I’mback!
   LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
   L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
   LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
   marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
   tome.Lookatyourself……
   L:But,mum……
   LM:Neverinterruptme!
   L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
   I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
   LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
   Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
   andtellhim.(下)
   L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
   铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
   Act3
   (J睡眼惺忪上)
   J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
   (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)　Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
   (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
   (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围　　
   　裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
   shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
   JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
   J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
   JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
   girl,goandtakeherback!
   J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
   Act4
   (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
   A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
   Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
   B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
   C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了

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