○  《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧  ○

A的脚)
   AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
   J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?
   (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
   A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
   B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
   C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
   robthewedding!
   A&B:Goodidea!
   J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
   AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
   J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
   (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
   　withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
   B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
   J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)
   Act5
   (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
   (J和三强盗跃至台中)
   ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
   A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
   B:AndIplantedonetree.
   C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
   J:Giveusallyourmoney!
   (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
   L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
   (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
   J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
   (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
   (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
   J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
   L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
   J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.　(下)
   L(起身去追):Waitforme!　(跑下)
   (音乐起　CanYouCelebrate)
   

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